Posts Tagged ‘Life’

Me vs God

May 20th, 2010

So there’s an intro to my new show and it features me and God – played by Gerry from SixNationState. It must be said he’s a natural…that contract for EastEnders must already be in the post…

Many thanks to Elena for use of the lightswitch image at the start of this video

Jim

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-08-04

August 4th, 2009
  • Nearly time to get the hire car…first time I’ll have driven since November! Then off to wedding party it up in Somerset! #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-07-28

July 28th, 2009
  • As much free ice cream as you can eat. Thanks ben and jerry. #
  • I’ve eaten 6 ice creams. Enough to enter a competition for: a years supply of ice cream. Time for something savoury I think?! #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-07-21

July 21st, 2009
  • I would have been watching MJ at the O2 tonight. Instead I’m watching him on ITV1 in a repeated interview. Life. #
  • Couple of quite post work drinks? I can’t even remember how many bottles of wine we got through. Bowling today. Hear me roar grrrrrrrrrr #
  • Bruised, tired and aching. What a great weekend it has been :) #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-07-14

July 14th, 2009
  • Been crazy busy. I’ve missed you twitter. Trying to work out the perfect comment volume and length to get applause on question time. Lou … #
  • It’s been all about rodents, work and washing machines recently. Oh and Glasto, Wireless and Blur. Goodtimes, badtimes and dirty clothes. #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-06-30

June 30th, 2009
  • “The druids all march along here. Well they don’t march, they walk” about an hour from glasto. Coach driver quote. #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-06-23

June 23rd, 2009
  • Lack of updates. Fail. Ready for Glasto (sunshine?). Offered a gig with Madness, wedding anniversary (yesters), birthday meal (today). Phew. #
  • Carrying a box of wine through whitechapel. I’m pure class. #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-06-16

June 16th, 2009
  • Bad news at work. The only solution: drink then gaucho. More champagne? #
  • You’ve got £20000 there’s a 67% chance you could double it. But a 43% chance you’ll lose it all. What do you do? Gamble or stick? #
  • I just realised that’s 110%. I’ll try again. #
  • You’ve got £20000 there’s a 57% chance you could double it. But a 43% chance you’ll lose it all. What do you do? Gamble or stick? #
  • Hungover. Need to write. Drank lots last night. I am proving quite poor at the not spending much money thing. #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-06-09

June 9th, 2009
  • I’m selling my spare projector: http://is.gd/QezZ is you need one :) #
  • Saturday gone: Day-long hangover, Friday night’s drinking lacked self control. Burned my mouth on shepherds pie too. Fail. #
  • On a positive note bowling was good (1 a piece), plus bacon, eggs and roast pork for tomorrow . Mmm crackling. Sunday is looking up. #
  • New trainers too. £5 from Cheshire Street, perfect for cycling and a sign that says The Devil Wears Prada but the people want £5 trainers. #
  • Woken by Thunder, and I don’t mean the one with Danny Bowes in. #
  • It’s much easier telling everyone you know that you’re writing a book than it is actually doing it. Fact. By the way, I’m writing a book. #
  • Fixed a bug on Josaka. It was all down to a missing >. #

Jim’s Tweet Week for 2009-06-02

June 2nd, 2009
  • Healthy walks are useless when you pass an ice cream shop with that many flavours. 2 scoops: coffee and cookies and cream for me. #
  • Sat in the park. Picnic set full of waitrose stuff and cold spritzers a plenty! Sunshine and papers. Good times. #
  • I’ve not used it in the last two years, so I’ve decided to concede that I don’t actually need a ‘spare’ projector http://is.gd/KJn5 #